I turn 20 today, and that’s a pretty terrifying prospect for me. I’ve enjoyed my teen years a lot, and it’s strange to think that I’ll never get them back – regardless of how childish my behaviour might be. I’m not one for sentimentality, but I’d like to mark the end of teen-hood by ironing … Continue reading 20? I’d quite like my teenage years back, please.
This is a video my friend showed me of a slightly dopey woman who walked into an indoor pool in a shopping mall whilst texting on her “cell phone.” And I thought women drivers were bad… http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12226192 “Let your eyes look straight ahead; fix your gaze directly before you.” – Proverbs 4:25 It’s easy to … Continue reading “Head up, Sonny!”
Q: Why didn’t the burglar break into the kitchen store? A: Because he didn’t want to take the “whisk.” Q: What did Russell Crowe say when a lion ate his wife? A: “I’m glad-he-ate-her!” Q: What’s a carpet’s favourite sport? A: Rugby Q: Why did the sailor love his job on a boat so much? … Continue reading Happiness is just around the corner